Quotes of the Day

July 12th
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

July 13th
Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"

July 14th
Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."

July 15th
Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

July 16th
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

July 17th
Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."

July 18th
Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

July 19th
Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"

July 20th
Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

July 21st
Edward: "Oops."

July 22nd
Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."

July 23rd
Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

July 24th
Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."

July 25th
Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."

July 26th
Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."

July 27th
Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."

July 28th
Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."

July 29th
Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."

July 30th
Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."

July 31st
Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"

August 1st
Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."